Alright so at first I choose to ignore these obscenities but it’s getting a little old now. I mean you may think your being flattering in some twisted way, but no I’m not flattered and or nor do I appreciate this kind of vulgar attention. Though It’s definitely with in your right to find who and whatever ever you like attractive but maybe try expressing it in a more respectful and less lascivious manor or better yet feel free to just keep it to yourself.
Not so amused
Would I be lying if I said you were too sweet? Though I’m quite sure you’ve got a bite.
I could say that you were just a special treat, though we both know that’s not right.
I am afraid to need you so, and I am too sober not to know; that you maybe my problem not my love,
Cause you go down smooth.